Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
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