Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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