i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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