wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Randomize
