There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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