is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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