I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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