My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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