ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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