Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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