I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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