She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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