I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
be right there i have to get my cape
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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