Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just made out with a guy for $7.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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