So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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