Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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