There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
