Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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