We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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