Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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