How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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