I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I wish you could order shots online.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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