giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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