He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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