And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I don't deserve a penis
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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