I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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