Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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