why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I need a beard to bite.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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