You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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