hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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