Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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