I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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