I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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