That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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