The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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