Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
being pregnant is like rehab
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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