I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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