On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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