It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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