Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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