Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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