Got a toothbrush?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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