I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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