the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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