There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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