If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You're so nebulous sometimes
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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