Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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