the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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