We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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