I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I supernannyed him into submission
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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