my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Bring me that man meat
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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