I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Can Purell be used as lube?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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