is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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