So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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