i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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