my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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