In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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